Life Savers

Your teeth were white, full of fluoride like sharks'
I wondered if they would glow in the dark
Like a life savers wintergreen spark

Life savers made in Montreal
Where they still have the five-flavour roll
I hate to choose because I like them all

Chorus:
I hope you find my facts interesting
So I never have to tell you my thoughts
So I never have to show you enough
To see me tick

Made in Michigan for many years
Designed and built by an engineer
Who moved them here? It was the financiers

I read it only works with wintergreen
They're pretty cheap right after Hallowe'en
You told me that you'd already seen

Chorus

I hope you think that I'm interesting
And that you will leave me alone
I'll decide that I want you around
Just about as soon as you go